Ratti Report Sits Out Advertising on Super Bowl

DATELINE: ASBURY PARK, NJ: In a surprise move, Ratti Report did not advertise during this year’s Super Bowl. It was a crushing blow to the New Business industry but their marketing department thought it was a better idea just to ride the “Sitting Out the Super Bowl” media wave that overcame the advertising media news.

“It’s the most non-news we’ve gotten in years” said a company spokesperson.

Brands not included in this year’s Super Bowl included  Honda, KFC, GoDaddy, Intel, the Budweiser Clydesdales and politics. “That’s impressive company to keep so we were happy to take it”.


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